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An Israelite in Pittsburgh
Posted by Shay at 2011-06-02 22:49:14

When the judicial system seems crazy, make it fair fight....

Hire a psychotic lawyer.


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An Israelite in Virginia
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-27 21:36:31

It's about time they fixed that guy up...


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An Israelite in New York #5
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-17 20:56:23

 


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An Israelite in New York #4
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-13 22:17:30

 It's about damn time Jews got a foothold in this city

A fashionable foothold.


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An Israelite in New York #3
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-13 10:28:40

The eternal question "what is God?" is finally answered by a storefront in Brooklyn:


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An Israelite in New York #2
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-11 22:57:18

 It's good to be back, among the old familiar things:


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An Israelite in New York #1
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-10 08:28:08

I thought about posting one photo per day for my US visit - both as a way to continue my 2log contributions during my vacation and as a way to make me carry my camera around more - but I'll probably be too busy/lazy for a daily update, so I'll just do it whenever I manage. Yesterday, for example, I didn't take any pictures, but here's one I found online which is a pretty good depiction of that day's highlight:

As of now, 18 hours after landing, my luggage is still MIA.


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If 2log had a nickel for every time this has happened...
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-05 18:00:20

 The internet is stealing our ideas again:


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Royal Games
Posted by Shay at 2011-05-01 06:39:59

Hey kids, did you watch the royal wedding? Yeah, neither did I, but wasn't it something?

Well, here are some fun royal-themed trivia questions to pass the time between your Facebooking and Twittering and glue-sniffing:

Who has the most undeserved medals?

What is the next image in this series?

 

 Who had the most ridiculous hat?

How much hotter is Kate Middleton's sister?


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Dispatches from the Holy Land - Just Like Tel Aviv's Blues
Posted by Shay at 2011-04-27 13:19:58

I know I've been light on 2log postings recently - mostly due to good things happening, but I'm never one to give up resentments and grudges, so here's a brief list of bad things that have happened to me (dates based on fuzzy recollection or Facebook rants)

  • March 7 - While biking down the street a dog jumps on me and latches on to my leg (damage - some light scratches, torn Jeans I had bought just a week earlier, seething hatred of irresponsible dog owners).
  • March 18 - My beautiful fairly new bicycle is stolen (damage - about $300 in material damages, 24-hour seething hatred of entire world).
  • Early April-ish - my cheap-ish replacement bike is knocked over and seconds away from being run over by a guy trying to park on the sidewalk (damage - nothing physical, seething hatred of guy expressed verbally to his face; his uber-logical response: "Well You shouldn't have been on the sidewalk!").
  • April 26 - some drunk/druggie/general lowlife tries to break into my ground floor apartment through the balcony a few minutes after I leave it at 8 PM (damage - three broken blinds, general feeling of violation and being stalked).

So is this city trying to tell me something?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally, I think my month-long escape (a week from today) could not have come at a better time. 

to quote Tom Thumb's Blues:

"I'm going back to New York City,

I do believe I've had enough." 


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