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All This and Rabbit Stew
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-15 18:52:07

This week DJ Flav has double cause for celebration:

  1. Birthday
  2. 100th comment on his infamous bunny post

You should all congratulate him and celebrate by treating yourself to a hearty rabbit stew (but be careful, both Rabbit Starvation and Rabbit Fever are real concerns).

And in case you've forgotten how terrible rabbits can be, please direct your attention to the following documentary:


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The Big 2logski
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-11 18:21:06

"I'm meeting you half way, you stupid hippies"

 - Richard Nixon's Head


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Strange Days
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-11 14:58:00

Something's rotten in the kingdom of 2log; there are strange, inexplicable events plaguing this once serene land. Gerrit was the first to notice them, and tried to alert us, but we did not listen. Now even more weirdness approacheth. A mysterious group identifying itself as "The Feminist Majority" has started commenting angrily on the most innocuous posts. What's worse is that if you unmask these charlatans you find that the group is actually made up of Tim Allen (convicted felon), Jay Leno (noted crybaby and former 2log contest winner, under what now must be considered suspicious circumstances), and a surprisingly sane and healthy-looking Danny Bonaduce:

But it does not stop there. The arrival of these usurpers to the throne has been accompanied by a strange spell of invisibility cast upon all following commentators, so that none of their images appear, with or without a 'stache:

Where is the bold sir knight who could set things straight? perhaps brave Sir Robin could be of help:

 


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Nooze Roundoff
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-11 04:04:06
  • Today is the 25th anniversary of Mikhail Gorbachev's appointment as the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and the 17th anniversary of Janet Reno's confirmation by the United States senate to become the first female attorney General of the United States; as always, Google found a subtle way of working it into their logo:


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Nooze Roundabout
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-10 07:17:40
  • Today is the shared birthday of Sharon Stone, Shannon Tweed, Chuck Norris, Olivia Wilde, Carrie Underwood, Eva Herzigova, and Osama Bin Laden; as always, Google found a subtle way of working it into their logo:


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Nooze Roundout
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-09 06:17:54
  • Today is the 20th anniversary of Dr. Antonia Novello's swearing in as the first female Surgeon General of the United States, and as always, Google found a subtle way of working it into their logo:


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Nooze Roundup
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-08 07:27:25

Some bits of recent news

  • The Academy Awards were handed out yesterday, but one film was overlooked, though it dealt with the Iraq war, featured a well-known leading man testing his acting skills by playing a villain, and was only slightly less racist than Precious:

  • And finally, we have definitive proof that the internet will never replace the newspaper:


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There's the Rub
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-04 11:48:52

Obama puts on his best British accent and takes on the Bard:

(Last one, I swear  I hope)


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Come again...
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-04 09:29:40

Another classic 2log post animated for your (dis)pleasure: 

 


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The End of the Movie Industry
Posted by Shay at 2010-03-02 05:50:07

Go to film school? Hire actors? Study animation? Get paid?

Why do all that when you could just go to Xtranormal and create fully animated movies like the standby 2log classic Chuck, Duck, or Marry starring Tom Stoppard and Maddona?

(note: the automated voice actors had some understandable difficulties with phrases like "deez nizutz in yo mutha trucking mizouf!", but I'm sure you all know the scene by heart anyway)

Enjoy:

 


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